Clay's new nickname is Tarzan

Think about it...Tarzan.

What is Tarzan?

He is the king of the jungle!

And Clay is the King of Jungle Fever!

No seriously...the Duke, the Prince, the Big Honcho, THE KING.

The man had a poster of Elvis on his wall in high school....THE KING.

Note: I asked him to take it down for obvious reasons...I'm Black and a lot of Black people hate Elvis...keeping it funky.

Back to Tarzan.

I'm going to keep this short and sweet, because there will be multiple Tarzen posts.

It all started when we were in middle school.

The hottest (and craziest) girl was CJ, a half black, half white girl that everyone thought was the best thing since sliced bread.

Who pulled her?

Clay...the tube sock, shorts in December wearing kid with the big glasses.

I remember hearing the news and damn near giving him a round of applause!

Okay, so what CJ is now a busted stripper in Atlanta with bullet wombs and a massive amount of ghetto tattooes...

The point is, Tarzan was born.

And from that point on...he has always, always, always liked pepper to go with his salt.

-FAM (Stuckey)